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Old 12-01-2010 | 01:55 PM
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EDMOND, OK -- Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.



They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.



Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.



Officer James Hamm said, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."



Police say Brown also had a knife in her purse they say she used to cut security tags in the store.


First I was like then I was like :unsure: and finally I was like
Old 12-01-2010 | 06:43 PM
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Schmeco, HA!



$2,300 in merchandise at TJ Maxx? I thought that was a discounted store. That's a ton of fat!



Three pair of BOOTS under her breasts?
Old 12-01-2010 | 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Frobnitz
I was like


^ I was there right from the thread title. Thanks for upsetting my stomach when I came to read about cars.
Old 12-02-2010 | 01:34 AM
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I wonder just how much FOOD they steal?!
Old 12-02-2010 | 09:16 AM
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I wonder if they'll restock the clothes.
Old 12-02-2010 | 10:32 AM
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nawww it was 4 pairs of boots!




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