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Old 03-20-2005 | 12:44 AM
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I never thought you were a redneck Hick!!!


I'm not. I'm a city boy.

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(nothing personal) but y would he punch her in the kidneys???


Doode, you never have? LMAO!

LOL It makes them clench up really hard mang. Try it. Or if she's facing you, choke the SHIT out of her.

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1.) what would THAT do to the brother


Did you even read the thread? To get even!

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2.) do you think she'd ever see him again?


She plays paintball and LIKES it. She's into pain mang. She'd prolly see him the same day again.

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lol your a STRANGE one redz!


I fully agree here.

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but if thats how you get women in Albuq....then What ever works for ya man!


Nah. Here you just pull a u haul moving truck up in front of a club with the big sliding door facing the exit. Go inside and yell "La Migra!!", and get all the hot illegal women running out into the moving truck.

LOL

I'm married mang.
Old 03-20-2005 | 01:07 AM
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Dang REDZ...might be me, but seems like you've had a few too many tonight. LOL. Just never heard you say things like that before.

Thats cool though how things wokred out for you man. I mean it sucks that your car got shot up, but not only did you get the little b!tchs money for new car stuff. You got his sister too. Haha.
Old 03-20-2005 | 02:08 AM
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i don't think i could ever punch a girl or choke them .. especially during sex
use the tool to make em scream, not pain. laugh.gif

oh yeah, how is a 15 year old kid going to afford $550 to pay for your exhaust?? you know it will burn off anyway...or you could clean it (well i guess he's doing that tongue.gif)
Old 03-20-2005 | 10:13 AM
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Dang REDZ...might be me, but seems like you've had a few too many tonight. LOL. Just never heard you say things like that before.


Nah, just having some fun. I used to do that stuff all the time on HA.

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i don't think i could ever punch a girl or choke them .. especially during sex
use the tool to make em scream, not pain. laugh.gif


You youngun's, you don't realize that some women LIKE to be choked.

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Even MJ Agrees.

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Not like you choke a woman EVERY TIME, or punch em in the kidney every time, but for a change, it can be fun. Like the Double Fish-hook, not very nice, but a fun change.
Old 03-20-2005 | 10:13 AM
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i dont kow how the kid is going to pay for the exhaust but his parents were really pissed at him. ill get a pic of his sis up here for ya'll to look at.

ya im only 18... and the tib is my 2nd car. in my first car the engine blew twice. fixed it the first time and said fvck it the second. it was a 1998 mitsu eclipse rs. but me and my dad are now dropping a 4g63t motor into the car and other stuff.

i have grown fond of the tib. i didnt really know what to think of it at first.

she got to sleep over at my house last night too!!!! laugh.gif: no you dont need details so dont ask...... you can just guess at what went on... the parents are in utah right now on their wedding aniversary. its been a hell of a week for me. had 2 parties then had to bribe the damn people next door cause they were waiting for me to come home and saw i had a girl and threatin to call my parents... gave them $50 and told them to go away. damn the 80 year old retiree people that over populate use young people. thats the one bad thing about florida. speed limit might be 45 but the old farts do between 35-40 so if your doin 50 it looks like your going fast as hell and your only doing 5 over.

here is a pic of her at noon laying across my bed
http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/tib1386...nt=Misc1036.jpg
Old 03-20-2005 | 10:46 AM
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Doode, you never have? LMAO!

LOL It makes them clench up really hard mang. Try it. Or if she's facing you, choke the SHIT out of her.

:drillserg


LMFAO!!!!
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makes it better they all thought you were serious. lmao.gif
Old 03-20-2005 | 12:54 PM
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Hmm... I like the front end on that one... nice find dude LOL. Tomboyish and hot, what more could you ask for?
Old 03-20-2005 | 09:32 PM
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Now you are talking.

Nothing like a video tape of someone grudge forkin your sis to get you to straighten up. Make sure you are calling his name in the video too. And punch her in the kidneys.



JERRY JERRY!!eek.gifpopcorn.gif


*personal note, I hate that show with a vengance of daewoo.
Old 03-21-2005 | 11:42 AM
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LMFAO!!!!
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makes it better they all thought you were serious. lmao.gif


Word dog. Word.

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Old 03-21-2005 | 12:15 PM
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here is a pic of her at noon laying across my bed
http://photobucket.com/albums/y100/...nt=Misc1036.jpg


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