Mad-Machine

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine! Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin " have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Did acid -- $5
3) Ever had sex at church -- $25
4) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5) Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
6) Had sex for money -- $100
7) Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
8) Vandalized something -- $20
9) Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10) Beat up someone -- $20
11) Been jumped -- $10
12) Crossed dressed -- $10
13) Given money to stripper -- $25
14) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
16) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
17) Ever, drive drunk -- $20
18) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19) Used toys while having sex -- $30
20) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21) Went skinny dipping -- $5
22) Had sex in a pool -- $20
23) Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24) Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26) Masturbated -- $10
27) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
28) Done oral -- $5
29) Got oral -- $5
30) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31) Stole something -- $10
32) Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33) Made a nasty home video -- $15
34) Had a threesome -- $50
35) Had sex in the wild -- $20
36) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39) Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42) Went streaking -- $5
43) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44) Been arrested -- $5
45) Spent time in jail -- $15
46) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
47) Played spin the bottle -- $5
48) Done something you regret -- $20
49) Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50) Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
51) Had anal sex -- $80
52) Lied to your mate -- $5
53) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

ONLY ADD THE AMOUNT ONCE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE DONE IT.

OK, now tally up your answers and Post it up-

I am at $345.50. That's right, I pee in the pool

Nex

^^ dude...

$205

Rixshark

$325

supercow

55.50 - come on, when your 8 and don't want to walk all the way to the bathroom, who hasn't?

Kantizuni

....

$770

royal-city-shark

555.50, and im only 18 aha, lets see that number once im legal. and yes big deal i peed in a pool, the water was cold and needed to be warmed up.

lol jk

Caj Darkmoon

$155.50

capn tibs

$570.5...better have gotten a table and two bottles for that...as for the .5, doesn't chlorine take care of that or somethin??

make that 670.5, i forgot I've been paid before

Mr. Muffin

$230.50...

thats probably a bad thing at 16... rolleyes.gif

cant say i regret much of it tho tongue.gif

Tib001

215.50 <- lower than I thought when I started adding, and it was MY pool so i could do what ever I wanted.