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Old 11-05-2005 | 04:56 PM
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A little humor I thought I should share!

GOOD:

>> A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
>> speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
>> problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a
>> hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
>> officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
>> reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
>> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>>
>> BETTER:
>>
>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
>> automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
>> included.
>> Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
>> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>>
>> BEST:
>>
>> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Wisconsin
>> State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she
>> said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball."
>>
>>He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
>>
>>There was a moment of shared silence while she smiled, and he
realized
>>what he'd just said.
>>
>>He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
>>
>>She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Old 11-05-2005 | 05:22 PM
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lmao.gif haha.gif wow i really liked those, i was actually laughing! thanks man
Old 11-05-2005 | 05:29 PM
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That was really good!!!! lmao.gif
Old 11-05-2005 | 06:32 PM
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I enjoyed the balls one. That'd be pretty good to use one time.
Old 11-05-2005 | 08:00 PM
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I thought they were pretty funny. I like the one about the photos that was creative.
Old 11-05-2005 | 08:07 PM
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^ Same. The second one was the best lmao.gif
Old 11-05-2005 | 08:10 PM
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I liked all 3.
Old 11-05-2005 | 08:12 PM
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That little boy was very business smart lmao.gif lmao.gif
Old 11-05-2005 | 08:17 PM
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now thats alright.
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Old 11-05-2005 | 08:38 PM
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Dude, I remember hearing my aunt telling my mom that last joke around 20 years ago or so!! Very old!



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