Some Humor For You!
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A little humor I thought I should share!
GOOD:
>> A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
>> speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
>> problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a
>> hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
>> officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
>> reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
>> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>>
>> BETTER:
>>
>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
>> automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
>> included.
>> Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
>> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>>
>> BEST:
>>
>> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Wisconsin
>> State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she
>> said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball."
>>
>>He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
>>
>>There was a moment of shared silence while she smiled, and he
realized
>>what he'd just said.
>>
>>He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
>>
>>She was laughing too hard to start her car.
GOOD:
>> A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
>> speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
>> problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a
>> hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
>> officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
>> reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
>> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>>
>> BETTER:
>>
>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
>> automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
>> included.
>> Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
>> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>>
>> BEST:
>>
>> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Wisconsin
>> State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she
>> said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball."
>>
>>He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
>>
>>There was a moment of shared silence while she smiled, and he
realized
>>what he'd just said.
>>
>>He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
>>
>>She was laughing too hard to start her car.