Current bid: US $12.51
End time: Mar-26-06 11:16:05 PST (9 days 1 hour)
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Item location: Windsor, ON Canada
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Starting time: Mar-16-06 11:16:05 PST
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Description (revised)

You are bidding on the domain Shutterbugg.com . It's not of much use to me as I'm not much of a Bugg Shutterer or a photographer, so I'll just stick with GiantAsshat.com. Before you go and see, yes, I own it. No, nothing is there. I couldn't even give you a reason why I have it.

I bought the ShutterBugg.com domain for my ex girlfriend , before she became my ex girlfriend, so she could put up her photography and the like. When she became my ex-girlfriend, she made other things my ex as well. So now I have an ex-girlfriend, an ex-xbox, an ex-playstation 2 and an ex-GameCube, for example. But I got this domain, so I got the better deal, right? Yeah, I thought so too.

She also took my vacuum. That I find funny. In three years she hasn't even looked at, much less used a vacuum. She's not exactly the cleaning up type. One time I stopped cleaning up after her. We ordered pizza one night. We usually got 2 pizzas, one each that we liked. I ate what I could of mine and wrapped up the rest of it and put it in the fridge. She likes hers room temp the next day, so she left it out. For four weeks. It became like a pet to me, I'd feed it purina pizza chow, and I think it would crawl into bed with me after I went to sleep, but ran back to the counter when I woke up. It was a little shy. She must have felt the pizza was lonely, because in about the third week, she left out a salad beside it. Sadly, it did not live as long as the pizza. I came home after four days and it had killed itself, it threw itself off the cabinet and into the garbage. It could not stand living next to the Pizza. I still think about that salad now and again, and get all choaked up.

Unfortunately (and fortunately!) the vacuum wasn't the only thing that sucked in that relationship. But that's all behind me now. Well, except the credit card bills from the time I paid to get her cat stiched up after her dog attacked it. Oh, and the vet bills for the dog, you know, chopping his ho-hums and all that (Listen to Bob Barker). And her christmas presents. But other then that, it's all behind me. Wait, my christmas presents too, since she bought me the modchip and 250GB hard drive that she took, but did it with my credit card. Okay, so other then all of those things, it's all behind me. Except this finger. That's in front of me. And extended. At her. Saucy wench.

Well anyway, so I had this domain, and I didn't know what to do with it. Her website was up there, but she has that backed up. So I took that down, and I started just putting up ugly and stupid sites on it, to tick 'er off. I put up a list of things of mine that were missing, then things like the Church of Satan or a Tribute to Falco, and I tried to make the ugliest page on the internet. I didn't succeed, there are some ugly, ugly sites out there, but I tried. But I grew bored with that, and figured I'd do what everyone else who has left over shtuff from a relationship does, and put it up on ebay.

So, instead of pictures of the domain, here are pictures of some of the stuff I'm missing:
One XBox:

One PS2:

One GameCube:

One SmartXX Modchip:

One WD 250GB Hard Drive:


I'm not going to put up pictures of the vacuum. It's just too difficult. Ya know, her new place doesn't even have carpet. What the heck does she need my vacuum for?

If you really want to see what the domain looks like, it looks like this:

shutterbugg.com

Or

http://shutterbugg.com

Or

http://www.shutterbugg.com

And here's a side shot:

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See, isn't it beautiful?

The relationship wasn't a complete waste though. I did learn a lot in those three years. I can now understand why some people beat their wives. Now I'm not saying I condone, or that I personally would ever hit a woman. But, buddy.. I understand.

So, if you buy this domain, please put up something rotten on it. A tribute to the Goatse guy, or gay hairy italian midget porn. Something that'll tick her off. Or heck, just redirect it to your existing gay hairy italian midget porn site, if you have one. Anything, I don't care.

Good Luck, and Happy Bidding! I hope you find more use for this then I ever did. All it ever got me was constant whining about how her website sucks and how it doesn't work and how she wished she knew how to take good pictures and make a website and SHUT UP ALREADY!

Apparently they don't like profanity on ebay, so I had to tone down my original description... I got a few choice words about that, but I'm not allowed to share them with you.