Please, Just Call Me Reverend Dtn
03-12-2009, 07:27 PM
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The Lord hath spoken, and he hath sayeth unto me "go fourth and spread the word and unto ye shall become great things". So I stand here before you, not just DTN, the car guy on RDTiburon.com. No, I stand here before you as Reverend DTN. I have seen the light of the Universal Life Church Monastery. I am now a ordained minister. Please, my brethren, spread love upon thy neighbor and thy neighbor's neighbor.
get yours here, it takes about 2 minutes
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination#
get yours here, it takes about 2 minutes
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination#
03-12-2009, 07:36 PM
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And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
03-12-2009, 07:45 PM
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lol.
The Lord hath spoken
and his voice hath rung true
He spoketh words of wisdom
and in those words were the truth
and in the truth I found the words
the words with which to bring the message
He hath cast upon me these pearls
and he hath sayeth unto me
all ye men that haveth a problem
and doth loveth another man
knock it off because you're bugging me
MILF 3:42
The Lord hath spoken
and his voice hath rung true
He spoketh words of wisdom
and in those words were the truth
and in the truth I found the words
the words with which to bring the message
He hath cast upon me these pearls
and he hath sayeth unto me
all ye men that haveth a problem
and doth loveth another man
knock it off because you're bugging me
MILF 3:42
