So the other day I was in my room when I noticed something strange sitting on one of my dressers. It appeared to be a urinal cake of some sort. I was like "wtf, why is there a urinal cake in my room???", and then I knew...MOM!

I left it there, because it wasn't making any real difference bad or good anyway, but tonight I finally confronted her about it. Here's how it went down:

Me - "Mom, why is there a urinal cake in my room?"
Mom - "What do you mean?"
Me - "Mom, there's a f***ing urinal cake in my room! Did you put it there?"
Mom - "Oh that's not a urinal cake, it's a bedroom de-odorizer!"
Me - "No Mom, it's a urinal cake. You've put a urinal cake in my bedroom."

At this point my Roomy stepped in...

Nick - "Ya know what, I saw that....that did look like a urinal cake."
Mom - "Oh don't be silly, it made a difference didn't it?"
Me - "NO! Now my room just smells like a urinal!"
Nick - "haha"

I'm seriously in disbelief. At this point I just wanna know where the hell she got it. Here's the pic you've all been waiting for.

Lookie here! You can actually see the Waxie company logo on it. Anyone who's pissed in a Men's room lately knows that Waxie is a huge bathroom supply company. WTF!

 

could be worse....she could have dropped off some condoms or somethin like that

 

how are condoms worse than a friggin urinal mint..

 

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THIS MADE MY DAY !!!!!!!

Urinal Cakes smell good anyways....

 

lol why does she think thats an air freshener and how the hell did she get that? better hope she didnt go fishing :-X

 

I could piss on a Urinal cake forever.. the Aroma is soo good.. I just want to suck on one.

 

/\WHAT THE HELL?

 

I actually never noticed if they smell good or not.. most bathrooms smell kinda rank to begin with.

All I can think of though.. "joe's apartment" with the stop motion roaches...

 

^^haha, this is exactly why I moved out at 16.

Motherly love is great and all, but TOO much is annoying.

and redneck, you are a physco klepto..

To this day I dunno where she got it. I guess they sell them. She didn't bring condoms but she saw my "Take a Condom Leave a Condom" Box...

I thought it was pretty funny. For the past two years I've lived in a house with at least one other guy, sometimes girls and just two months ago it was me and 5 other guys (college dorms). We had a "take a penny leave a penny" soda fund in a jar in the lounge..

But Between the 6 of us we had WAAY to many condoms so I put them all together into one central location and dubbed it the "Take a Condom Leave a Condom" box with funny sayings all over it like "Cover the Stump b4 You Hump" and "Don't be a fool.." "No glove, No Love" etc. etc..

Sorry, Faith's condom comment brought out that memory. The box is still used to this day..

 

Tsk tsk tsk. You shouldn't talk to your mother that way. nono.gif