Yesterday I was at the store getting some things. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

...So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!...

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...But hey, I didn't give a damn.

My car was parked around the corner ...