Alright guys,

I'm suffering from writers block. Anybody got any ideas for a topic or subject area to answer these questions: (they are looking for somthing funny, witty, and creative).

1.)In 100 words or less, write something that will make the judges laugh out loud.

>>>>what's funny but appropriate for old, pasty white, judges.....

2.)Invent a new word. Enter the word followed by its definition. Then use the new word in a sentence.

whaddya think....?

 

listening to mitch hedberg right now and this joke made me laugh.

1. I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be way to long!

prob. can't use that but i thought a little joke might help laugh.gif

 

100 words or less?

And what makes you think they are so uptight? I mean, they have heard most everything at this point, so they are probably pretty cool people. But I would talk about them. "What is the deal with the robes?"

2. DAP - Respect earned. As in the sentence... "I told you the Red Sox would win the World Series, now give me some DAP!!"

 

good joke,

....DAP, that's awesome. Show some DAP biatch.

<what you talkin about robes????>