So little Johnny was out in his backyard digging a hole. His neighbor happens to see little Johnny next door digging. He looks over the fence and says "Little Johnny, what are you doing?" Little Johnny replies "My goldfish just died." His neighbor replied back "Aww...I'm sorry to hear that little Johnny, but that's an awful big hole for a goldfish. Why are you digging such a big hole?" Little Johnny promptly replied "It's because he's in your stupid cat."

 

LOL