A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS FACE. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.

"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET.

HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK AND SAYS, "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES, "THAT WAS VERY NICE, BUT ARE --MY--TEST--RESULTS--BACK?"

 

Took a moment to think about it, but I got it now.... smile.gif

 

HAHA lol.gif

 

hehehehe, nice one.

 

What's even funnier is I was telling this to a couple friends of mine on Friday evening after we all had quite a few drinks and a group of guys walked by right as I was saying "Are my testicles black?" lmfao They turned around with this weird look on their faces and all I could do was laugh my arse off. lol.gif