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Old 06-10-2013 | 11:11 PM
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So, it's your belief that there are no escorts or out-call strippers who are not expecting to have sex with their clients? Wonder what my friend Dina, the former stripper/escort and now lawyer would say about that.
Old 06-11-2013 | 12:51 PM
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An escort and a stripper are not the same thing. Advertizing yourself as an escort and intending on stripping for a client and not planning on having sex is stupid because the client expects to be paying for a different service because that's what you advertized. Advertize yourself as a stripper. I wouldn't expect sex from a stripper, although I wouldn't be surprised if that was offered as an option at some point for an additional fee.



I would expect that escorts who don't plan on having sex with their clients are not escorts. Because you hire escorts to have sex with them. They're prostitutes taking advantage of a legal loophole.



Does every escort have to have sex with a client for the client to be satisfied? Not necessarily. Guys with social anxiety or other issues, or unusual non-sexual fetishes pay prostitutes all the time for non-sexual things that they have trouble getting from a girl they aren't paying.
Old 06-11-2013 | 10:58 PM
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Legal loophole? There are no "loop holes". Prostitution is illegal. Period. If you call a legitimate business with the full expectation that they're going to break the law and have sex with you, put down the f*cking pipe.
Old 06-13-2013 | 08:11 AM
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when I buy flowers for the wife I expect blowjobs





sometimes she makes with the head, sometimes she doesn't.



I don't demand my flowers back and shoot her when she doesn't make with the head
Old 06-13-2013 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by i8acobra
Legal loophole? There are no "loop holes". Prostitution is illegal. Period. If you call a legitimate business with the full expectation that they're going to break the law and have sex with you, put down the f*cking pipe.
Lol. I am not sure why you see things this way, but you're pretty delusional if you think the guys paying an escort $100+ per hour to hang out aren't expecting sex.
Old 06-13-2013 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by faithofadragon
when I buy flowers for the wife I expect blowjobs





sometimes she makes with the head, sometimes she doesn't.



I don't demand my flowers back and shoot her when she doesn't make with the head
Just because you can't seal the deal, nor properly reprimand, does not mean the rest of us are equally incompetent.
Old 06-13-2013 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by faithofadragon
I don't demand my flowers back and shoot her when she doesn't make with the head


You are either doing it wrong or don't live in Texas.
Old 06-13-2013 | 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 187sks
Lol. I am not sure why you see things this way, but you're pretty delusional if you think the guys paying an escort $100+ per hour to hang out aren't expecting sex.


Unlike you, I live in Las Vegas, which pretty make means that compared to you I'm a freaking Professor of Escort Services.
Old 06-14-2013 | 03:39 AM
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I'm a freaking Professor of Escort Services.


And that is how you shall be known from this day onwards.
Old 06-14-2013 | 05:42 AM
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Do you prefer we call you Dr. Cobra or Aaron B. PhD



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