Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as
possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.

Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door.

He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.

"Name's Redz ...Your neighbor from forty miles away.... Having a Christmas
party Friday ... Thought you might like to come. About 5..."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you."

As Redz is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you ...There's gonna be some
drinkin.'"

"Not a problem... after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of
em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Redz stops. "More'n'likely gonna be some
fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again".

Once again Redz turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these
parties, too."

"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been all alone for six
months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?

"Redz stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be
the two of us."

 

LOL..funny that you put Redz name in there.

 

:roll:

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with a rack like his, who wouldnt wanna party with him? lol.gif

 

yea... but that black bra was just not him....

 

De que color prefieres usted?

 

white, and lace. or black lace.

mmmmm....lace bras are hot.

EDIT-

comment dirrected towards tc, NOT redz. wink.gif

i already have enough weird pictures of him. not gonna tell how i got them, but they do involve a rubber chicken, hairballs, and salad dressing.

 

Tengo diez y siete de....

uh

como se dice "those"?

 

"esos" you have 17 of those

 

oh, I meant cien mil I think

 

tienes diez y siete sujetador del cordón