There once was a man named Derek who was a little odd. Not because he liked his Hyundai, but because he collected books about how to make paper mache figurines. He made many paper mache tiburons, but none of the paper tiburons looked as good as KustomizedTiburon's tiburon. He was sad, so he called his wonderful wife and told her, "I like tiburons!" She couldn't believe that that is, so she said "no speaky english!" And then she jumped out of a pink baloon, when she noticed a big snake below her, hissing while trying to climb up the rock beside her. She nervously shat in her spandex. It was very lumpy and brown, and smelled bad. Then the guy had an akward erection that rivaled the mountain of mount everest and used his hand to satisfy his knuckle children fetish and his other thoughts of doing work on his Tiburon that needed StrikeEagle's vent haloz. Then Derek's friend ran away from the nuthouse and started to work at SeolfulRacing with Redzman who likes little boys and enjoys touching himself everyday nonstop. Derek liked boys, as did Redzman. So Derek decided to make paper little boy dolls. He gave them names like DrivingTibNaked, and large genitals. Redzman was happy because he got some new parts. Then he said, "let's get naked!" and the little children all ran towards him to give him a pink penis lollipop. It was then that he sold his old pink bunny shaped dildo. And then he went to get a toy from his own tib and inserted it into a large chrome fart can, for his listening and viewing pleasure. And after this, turning to them, Redzman rubbed one