Do The Math


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean! to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:


While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

 

very nice

 

so very very true too

 

Math gives me a headache, but that is true.

 

huh... no wonder I get so far in life... I always give a 103% heh

 

^^ Are you sure not 118%? laugh.gif

 

LOL AWESOME!

here's how girls = evil

girls = money x time
time = money

so girls = money x money
girls = money squared

money = root of all evil
money squared = evil

girls = evil

 

HA HA I do not such thing!! Its 103% no more no less wink1.gif

 

LMFAO lol.gif
RD Tiburon = 121%
GK Tiburon = 117%

 

and thats the way IT SHOULD BE!!