With how much rum I drink, I'm officially a pirate.

BTW, Tattoo is the best "Drinking" rum out there, I don't care what anyone says. Others are good too, but Tattoo is PERFECT for soda.

Have you tried Pyrat by the makers of Patron?

 

1. When i start a project whether it be on my car or at work and i don't have all the parts, I get rather irritated and go find some place so i can scream.

2. I've lost many friends to drinking and driving. so much that if a new friend of mine gets a DUI, he/she is no longer a friend and i tell them why.

3. I enjoy watching some good porn but hate hearing my GF b**** about the porn i watch. but then I also hate hearing her complain about me erasing the history on the puter cause she likes to watch what i watch, grrr.

4. I get along with my ex-wife better now then when we were married, not many can say that.

5. I wish I could spend more time with my boys but refuse to move to Nebraska where they live. every other weekend isn't enough.

6. I hate anal people, then catch myself being anal.

7. People driving in the hammer lane on the highway doing 60 mph in a 70 mph with their ear crammed against a cell phone will turn me instantly POSTAL!!!

8. I've been to all the states in the U.S except for the northwestern states and alaska, I hate the cold.

9. I constantly have to be told to chill out from my boss cause of stupid shit I find that dayshift does in my work area.

10. my hair used to be down to my belt in my late 20's,all of it the same length. I shaved my head and found out i didn't have migraine headaches anymore. I had 4 lbs. of hair attached to my skull,lol.

 

No but it sounds like I need to. A few weeks ago a friend of mine got me started on SoCo and coke, its a good switch-up.