changing brakes
09-21-2001, 09:18 AM
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Vehicle: 2008 Toyota Prius 2006 Suzuki SV650S
#1 Pull up emergency brakes
#2 Chock wheels
#3 Loosen lugs.
#4 Jack up car
#5 slide in Jack Stands
#6 Remove Jack
#7 Remove lugs
#8 Remove Wheel
#9 Swear as you touch hot brake rotor or caliper
#10 Wait 1 hour for brakes to cool.
#11 Remove cover from brake master cylinder, set back on top lightly, but do not screw on
#12 Loose 2 bolts holding caliper to Strut assembly
#13 Remove Caliper
#14 Remove clip holding pads
#15 Swear for 5 mintues trying to remove clips without bending them.
#16 Remove pads
#17 Push Caliper Cylinder back into caliper with C-Clamp
#18 Install new pads
#19 re-install clips
#20 Swear for 15 minutes trying to re-install clips
#21 Slide Caliper over Rotor
#22 Re-install Caliper Bolts
#23 Put Wheel Back on
#24 Put Lugs back on finger tight
#25 Jack up car
#26 Remove Jack Stand
#27 Lower car
#28 Tighen lug nuts
#29 Repeat for other side
#30 Re-tighten cover on Master Cylinder
NOTE: Steps 9, 10, 15 and 20 are completely optional.
#2 Chock wheels
#3 Loosen lugs.
#4 Jack up car
#5 slide in Jack Stands
#6 Remove Jack
#7 Remove lugs
#8 Remove Wheel
#9 Swear as you touch hot brake rotor or caliper
#10 Wait 1 hour for brakes to cool.
#11 Remove cover from brake master cylinder, set back on top lightly, but do not screw on
#12 Loose 2 bolts holding caliper to Strut assembly
#13 Remove Caliper
#14 Remove clip holding pads
#15 Swear for 5 mintues trying to remove clips without bending them.
#16 Remove pads
#17 Push Caliper Cylinder back into caliper with C-Clamp
#18 Install new pads
#19 re-install clips
#20 Swear for 15 minutes trying to re-install clips
#21 Slide Caliper over Rotor
#22 Re-install Caliper Bolts
#23 Put Wheel Back on
#24 Put Lugs back on finger tight
#25 Jack up car
#26 Remove Jack Stand
#27 Lower car
#28 Tighen lug nuts
#29 Repeat for other side
#30 Re-tighten cover on Master Cylinder
NOTE: Steps 9, 10, 15 and 20 are completely optional.
09-23-2001, 10:18 AM
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I'd laugh if I saw someone working on a car and had a little dixie cup drinking coffee. Could see that, middle of the night, "Hey, you took all the creamer!"
09-23-2001, 12:01 PM
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QUOTE
Originally posted by HyundaiJVX:
"Hey, you took all the creamer!"
"Hey, you took all the creamer!"
I dunno, yo. I don't really see Random as the kinda guy that puts creamer into his coffee. Seems more of the kinda guy that likes his coffee like he likes his women: hot, dark, and with a spoon in them.
Alternative punchline: ...likes his coffee like he likes his women: hot, fresh, and free with a Grand Slam Breakfast @ Denny's.
...likes his coffee like he likes his women: dark, mysterious, and with two lumps.
09-23-2001, 05:06 PM
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I like my like my coffee. Black as hell, strong as death, and bitter like your last romance.
My women,...that's another story! I'm a sucker for RedHeads...just don't tell SharkAri.
My women,...that's another story! I'm a sucker for RedHeads...just don't tell SharkAri.